Golf Joke of the Month

TEN BEST CADDIE REPLIES:

# 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddie: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
# 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddie: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
# 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddie: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
# 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddie: "Eventually."
# 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddie: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
# 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddie: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
# 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddie: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
# 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddie: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
# 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddie: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
# 1 -- Best Caddie Comment .... Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddie: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Future U.S. Open Venues

2012 Olympic Club
2013 Merion
2014 Pinehurst #2
2015 Chambers Bay
2016 Oakmont
2017 Erin Hills
2018 Shinnecock Hills
2019 Pebble Beach
2020 Winged Foot
2021 Torrey Pines
2022 The Country Club
2023 Los Angeles CC
2024 Pinehurst #2

Ireland 2011 Trip

Currently, I am in Ireland touring the northern portion, starting in Dublin all the way around to Carne in the West. I will have played 23 rounds by the time I am finished on the 14th of June. Will have around 3000+ pictures to post from the 22 courses courses listed below. I have not found one I didn't enjoy, but I could also say that about the previous 400+ I have played. Stay tuned for the individual slide shows starting the end of June.

Portmarnock
Portmarnock Links
The Island
County Louth
Royal County Down
RCD- Annesley
Ardglass
Royal Belfast
Royal Portrush-Dunluce
Royal Portrush- Valley
Portstewart
Ballyliffin- Glashedy
Ballyliffin- Old
Portsalon
Rosapenna- Sandy Hills
Narin & Portnoo
County Sligo- Bomore (9)
County Sligo
Strandhill
Carne
Enniscrone
Royal Dublin