Wife - "Where the heck have you been? You said you'd be home by noon!"
Husband - "I'm so sorry Honey...but you probably don't want to hear
the reason."
Wife - I want the truth, and I want it NOW!'
Husband - "Fine.We finished our round in under 4 hours, quick beer in the
clubhouse, I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the
button. On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling
with a flat tire. I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering
me money. Of course I refuse it - Then she tells me she was headed to
the bar at the Sheraton - and begs me to stop so she can buy me a
beer. She's such a sweetie, I said yes. Before you know it - one
beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good
to each other. Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less
than 50 steps from our table. She suggested we get some privacy while
pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying
......the talking stopped....and we proceeded to have sex in every way
imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because before I know it
the clock says 5:30. I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the
car, and here I am. There. You wanted the truth....you got it."
Wife - "Bullshit. You played 36 holes, didn't you!
