Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years.
This
year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
And thus
he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.
Two days later, the
other guys arrive at the resort to begin their yearly golf getaway.
And of
all things, they find Ralph sitting there with his clubs already set up on his
cart.
"Dang Ralphie boy, how did you talk your missus into letting you
go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty
Shades Of Gray,"
she pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had
handcuffs and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did."
Then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am!
