Monday, September 16, 2013

How to Putt Over Goose S#!t

It is getting that time of year in Michigan when the geese are taking up residence on our golf courses and leaving their marks on the greens. This tip will help you keep your ball clean.

Monday, September 9, 2013

Dx:Golf Balls

A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full
of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,

thinking deeply about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity
any longer, she asked, 
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"