Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Golf Confessions

Keith and Brenda met while on a singles cruise and Keith fell head over heels
for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles
apart Keith was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when
they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Keith had taken Brenda to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Keith became convinced that Brenda
was indeed his soul mate...and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Keith
took Brenda to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their
salad, Keith said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.
I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next
stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing
question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read
about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.  If
that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Brenda took a deep breath and responded, "Keith that certainly won't be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too. But since we're being totally
honest with each other, you need to know that for the past several years I've been

Keith said,"I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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