Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Buzz and Louie

Buzz was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized his buddy Louie was teeing up on the senior tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it and hit him directly in the temple. Killing him instantly!

A few days later, Buzz got a call from the coroner regarding Louie's autopsy. Coroner: "Buzz, your buddy seemed to have died from blunt force-trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit him in the temple, is that correct?"

Buzz: "Yes sir, that's correct."

Coroner: "Well inexplicably, I found a golf ball wedged up his butt."

Buzz: "Was it a yellow Topflight Gamer?"

Coroner: "Yes it was."

Buzz: "That was my mulligan."

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